how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad’s evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this
obsessed with the power he holds over straight men
Update
another update, if anyone’s interested
adding this one
What if Jensen was stuck in Supernatural for 15 years because the universe knew he was too powerful so he had to be contained? But now he’s free and the straight men are no longer safe.
Look, these Jensen-come-lately straight guys need to be exposed to Ackles in his Zoolander era.
Relatedly, I am looking forward to whatever Dark Angel fic ends up in the Yuletide collection.
once again HOWLING that SPN fangirls looked at jensen ackles and went “this man is so submissive and breedable that we had to invent the omegaverse to express how badly he needs to be bent in half and stuffed full of dick”… and self-declared straight men, apparently, look at jensen ackles and go “assblast me daddy my hole just started self-lubricating for you.” like. is there some transitive property of top/bottom discourse we can apply here. do we need to start a themed dating service to get these men pegged.